I was part of another Corp briefly, as some of you may know, which was a horrible experience. Fortunately, this conversation with the person who recruited me did come out of it:
Spy13 Central > what happened ?
Alduin Atavuli > I'm not sure I can hanlde two conversations.
Spy13 Central > something wrong?
Alduin Atavuli > That's a lot of spite and loathing to pour onto me...
Spy13 Central > uhhh what?
Spy13 Central > sorry I dont understand?
Spy13 Central > did we do something?
Alduin Atavuli > It seems like you guys are super awesome at this game, and I'm not very good. And most of the tiem when I ask a question someone either laughs at me or tells me to ask Rookie chat - but I didn't play for the first week or two of the account activation
Alduin Atavuli > date, and now that channel doesn't appear for me, and I feel like a fool.
Spy13 Central > uhhh I didnt say that?
Spy13 Central > who said that?
Alduin Atavuli > It's not so much your words as your demeanor; your cool casualness when addressing new players, your confidant air when dealing with women.
Spy13 Central > uhhh
Spy13 Central > whats going on?
Alduin Atavuli > YOU TELL ME SPY13!? Who are you anyway? And why did your corp members ask me for those pictures??
Spy13 Central > uhhhh
Spy13 Central > nobody asked for any pictures
Spy13 Central > or atleast I knew nothing of it
Alduin Atavuli > But they said they were for you!
Alduin Atavuli > I had at least hoped <i>that much was true.</i>
Alduin Atavuli > Do you no longer have any interest at all in my body?
Spy13 Central > uhh wtf you talking about?
Alduin Atavuli > When you invited me to the Corp, you mentioned you had some interest in my personal life.
Alduin Atavuli > Naturally, I took this to mean you were concerned with the tiniest details of my supple body - was this not so?
Spy13 Central > uhhhh I never asked for that
Alduin Atavuli > Wait, what? Was that... was that a dream? Are you SURE you never asked me for details about myself?
Alduin Atavuli > Where I lived, what times I would likely be on, my age, my job...?
Alduin Atavuli > What my favorite movies were, who I'd have a conversation with if I could pick anyone in the world... what my favorite ice cream flavor was?
Spy13 Central > uhh
Alduin Atavuli > I take it by your silence that you're unwilling to share the bed with me tonight.
Spy13 Central > Alduin Atavuli > What my favorite movies were, who I'd have a conversation with if I could pick anyone in the world... what my favorite ice cream flavor was?
Spy13 Central > I dont under stand that statement
Alduin Atavuli > Ah, men. IT MEANS I LOVE YOU, STUPID.
Alduin Atavuli > WHY WON'T YOU LOVE ME BACK!? IS THERE SOMETHIGN WRONG WITH ME? AM I NOT GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOU!??? You should be <i>grateful</i>
Alduin Atavuli > That I've taken the time to share my feelings with you.
Spy13 Central > uhhhh dude
Spy13 Central > im not gay
Alduin Atavuli > ...<i>WHAT???</i>
Alduin Atavuli > How do you <i><u>know?</i></u>
Spy13 Central > uhhh lol I know
Alduin Atavuli > Have you ever kissed a man?
Spy13 Central > hell no
Alduin Atavuli > Cause that's not a very good measure of homosexuality.
Alduin Atavuli > The real question is: if you were really drunk, would you look at a magazine of naked women while a guy gave you a blowjob?
Alduin Atavuli > Shut up and tell me what this rag smells like.
Spy13 Central > lol wtf dude?
Alduin Atavuli > Cmon, just a little nibble. Just pull it out for me for a second. It smells like it could use the fresh air...
Alduin Atavuli > <i>DAMN!!!</i>
Alduin Atavuli > When was the last time you <u>used</u> that thing?
Alduin Atavuli > It's okay, baby. I'll still play with you. Yeah.... that's it - c'mere little fella...
Alduin Atavuli > Ooohh... OM NOM NOM NOM
Spy13 Central > lol uhh
Alduin Atavuli > I THRASH YOUR VERILE SCROTUM WITH MY TEETH. YOU LOOSE FIVE HEALTH. I FLEX. YOU FAINT. YOU WAKE UP. YOUR ANUS IS MILDLY RAW, BUT WORSE THAN THAT YOU HAVE NO TEETH OR KIDNIES
Spy13 Central > uhhh
Spy13 Central > I dont evenn know what to say to that
Alduin Atavuli > Oh but I think you do Spy13 Central, I think you do indeed.
Alduin Atavuli > A good spy can think on his feet, a GREAT spy can think on his knees - and I've heard that you're the best.
Alduin Atavuli > Don't deny me, sweet, dangerous lover.
Spy13 Central > lol wtf dude?
Spy13 Central > are you for real?
Alduin Atavuli > ...is anything in this life for real? <i>Kiss me.</i>
Spy13 Central > lol at first I thought you were depressed
Spy13 Central > now your trying to hard
Spy13 Central > here watch this
Spy13 Central >
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cdiz0k0RudwAlduin Atavuli > FYI, lots of deprssed people try REALLY hard.
Alduin Atavuli > Speaking of hard, what's that you've got there??? ...
Spy13 Central > okay first off are you a chick or a guy?
Alduin Atavuli > You'd think after what's been going on between us for the last three days you would know by now.
Alduin Atavuli > Ah, to be black-out drunk. Very well... want to come find out?
Spy13 Central > lol wtf are you talking about
Alduin Atavuli > Sorry baby, I had to go take care of something real quick.
Alduin Atavuli > Someone fell out of my pussy, I had to shove them back up in there - I'm not ready for another child quite yet.
Spy13 Central > uhh wtf?
Alduin Atavuli > You are so fucking sweet for a 16 year old, honey.
Spy13 Central > uhhhhhh im not 16
Spy13 Central > wtf who are you lol
Alduin Atavuli > Can... can you just pretend?
Alduin Atavuli > Oh, cmon. Like you don't know by now.
Spy13 Central > lol what that your trollion
Spy13 Central > trollin
Alduin Atavuli > trillion?
Alduin Atavuli > I would scar the faces of a trillion innocent love-children just to kiss your lips in the sun-light summer grass.
Spy13 Central > lol
Alduin Atavuli > This isn't my problem. I'm going to go sleep with someone else, since there's a gaping hole inside my heart* from where you left me.
Alduin Atavuli > *vaggy
